Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)

Norman Fell: Mac Turner

Quotes 

• Gil Turner : You can't fire me, I'm your son.

  Mac Turner : Prove it!

• Jack Harrison : Look, didn't you hire me to raise the journalistic level of this paper?

  Mac Turner : Wrong! I hired you to raise the vocabulary level of this paper. I want to keep the journalistic level very low. Why do you think I teamed you up with him?

  [points to Gil] 

  Gil Turner : Hey, I'm a team player.

• Mac Turner : Crap? I like crap. I love crap. I need crap. Crap is what sells newspapers. Look around you. Crap, crap, crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap.