- Officer Stacy Sheridan: Hooker, what happened when you talked to the captain about Kalioki? Are we gonna get any more cooperation fr...
- Sergeant T.J. Hooker: [interrupting] Not unless Kalioke divorces the captain's sister.
- Officer Jim Corrigan: He's not...
- Sergeant T.J. Hooker: The captain's brother in law...
- Officer Jim Corrigan: Hawaii? On the house? Heh! No objections from me!
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: [to Hooker] He's your friend... he needs protection.
- Sergeant T.J. Hooker: And you need to tan, right?
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: Exactly. Was there something you wanted to say?
- Sergeant T.J. Hooker: Pack your bikini, blue eyes.
- Sergeant T.J. Hooker: Do you have to be so young and so eager all the time?
- Officer Howie Kalanuma: I can tone the eager down, but the young I'm stuck with.
- Sergeant T.J. Hooker: [smiles] Like we are with you.
- Sergeant T.J. Hooker: Why don't you cut out the polite routine? I know a piece of Yakuza scum when I step in it.
- Sergeant T.J. Hooker: I'm gonna take you down, right into the sewer where you belong. And I'm gonna do it in a way that's gonna hurt you the most.
- Senator Stuart Grayle: [Title drop] There's not a hell of a lot of difference between politics, police work, they're both blood sports.