Blue Velvet (1986)
Kyle MacLachlan: Jeffrey Beaumont
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Quotes
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Frank Booth : Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont : No thanks.
Frank Booth : No thanks? What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont : I don't wanna go.
Frank Booth : Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont : For a ride.
Frank Booth : A ride! Now that's a good idea!
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Frank Booth : What kind of beer do you like?
Jeffrey Beaumont : Heineken.
Frank Booth : [shouting] Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! That's what you'll drink tonight!
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Sandy Williams : I can't figure out if you're a detective or a pervert.
Jeffrey Beaumont : Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.
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Jeffrey Beaumont : I'm seeing something that was always hidden. I'm in the middle of a mystery and it's all secret.
Sandy Williams : You like mysteries that much?
Jeffrey Beaumont : Yeah. You're a mystery. I like you very much.
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Frank Booth : What are you looking at?
Jeffrey Beaumont : Nothing.
Frank Booth : Don't you look at me, fuck!
[whispering]
Frank Booth : I shoot when I see the whites of the eyes.
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Dorothy Vallens : What's your name?
Jeffrey Beaumont : Jeffrey
Dorothy Vallens : Jeffrey what?
Jeffrey Beaumont : Jeffrey Nothing.
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Jeffrey Beaumont : See that clock on the wall? In five minutes you are not going to believe what I've told you.
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Jeffrey Beaumont : It's a strange world.
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Paul : You ever been to pussy heaven?
Jeffrey Beaumont : [nervous tone] No.
Frank Booth : What did he say?
Paul : [sarcastic tone] He said, "Uh, no."
Raymond : Nope. Never been to pussy heaven.
[All laugh]
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Frank Booth : Here's to Ben!
[Frank punches Jeffrey in the face]
Frank Booth : Say, "Here's to Ben."
Jeffrey Beaumont : [scared to death] Here's to Ben.
Frank Booth : Be polite!
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Jeffrey Beaumont : Why are there people like Frank?
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Jeffrey Beaumont : Man I like Heineken! You like Heineken?
Sandy Williams : Uh- Well, I've never really had a Heineken before.
Jeffrey Beaumont : You never had a Heineken before?
Sandy Williams : My dad drinks Bud.
Jeffrey Beaumont : King of beers.
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Jeffrey Beaumont : You're a neat girl.
Sandy Williams : So are you... I mean, you're a neat guy.
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[Jeffrey comes to the breakfast table with a badly bruised face]
Jeffrey Beaumont : I don't want to talk about it.
Mrs. Beaumont : But...
Jeffrey Beaumont : Everything is okay, I just don't want to talk about it.
Aunt Barbara : But sometimes it's good to talk things over Jeffrey. For instance, they say that many marriages are saved by people...
Jeffrey Beaumont : Aunt Barbara, I love you but you're gonna get it.
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[describing Frank to Detective Williams]
Jeffrey Beaumont : Frank... is a very sick and dangerous man.
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Frank Booth : Who are you?
Jeffrey Beaumont : I'm... just a neighbor.
Frank Booth : What's your name, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont : Jeffrey.
Dorothy Vallens : He's a good kid, Frank.
Frank Booth : [to Dorothy] Shut the fuck up!
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Dorothy Vallens : You think I'm crazy don't you?
[pauses]
Dorothy Vallens : I want you to stay. Don't hate me.
Jeffrey Beaumont : I sure don't hate you.
Dorothy Vallens : I'm not crazy.
[pauses]
Dorothy Vallens : I know the difference between right and wrong!
Jeffrey Beaumont : That's good.
Dorothy Vallens : You're my special friend.
[walks toward Jeffrey, a knowing smile on her face]
Dorothy Vallens : I still have you inside of me!
[emboldened]
Dorothy Vallens : It helps me. I need you.
Jeffrey Beaumont : [slightly embarrassed by the frankness of her statement] I'll call you.
Dorothy Vallens : OK.
[pauses]
Dorothy Vallens : Soon?
Jeffrey Beaumont : [grunts an affirmative]
Dorothy Vallens : [opens door to apartment to let Jeffrey exit] Will you write to me?
Jeffrey Beaumont : Sure!
[Walks into corridor where Frank is approaching Dorothy's apartment]
Frank Booth : *Hey!*
[Dorothy & Jeffrey jump apart and Dorothy cowers against the door jamb of her apartment]
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Dorothy Vallens : [Jeffrey and Dorothy are in bed having sex] What do you want to do?
Jeffrey Beaumont : I'm doing it.
Dorothy Vallens : Are you a bad boy?
Jeffrey Beaumont : What do you mean?
Dorothy Vallens : Do you want to do bad things? Anything. Anything.
Jeffrey Beaumont : What do you want?
Dorothy Vallens : I want you to hurt me.
Jeffrey Beaumont : No. I told you. I don't want to hurt you. I want to help you. I think I know some of what is happening to you. Dorothy? Frank has your husband and son. Dorothy? Doesn't he? You have to do something Dororthy. Go the police.
Dorothy Vallens : [Dorothy pushes herself to the headboard] No police! No police!
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[repeated line]
Jeffrey Beaumont : Heineken.
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Jeffrey Beaumont : [heading inside, as Tom and Det. Williams clean a birdbath] How you guys doing?
Detective Williams : Hey, Jeffrey.
Tom Beaumont : Hey, Jeff - feel much better now, Jeff.
Jeffrey Beaumont : Good deal, Dad.
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Jeffrey Beaumont : [Looking at scene of staged multiple murder] . I'm going to let them find you on their own.
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Jeffrey Beaumont : [Has an earring]
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Jeffrey Beaumont : Do you see that house? I used to know a kid who lived there, he had the biggest tongue in the world.
