Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Charlie Sheen: Boy in Police Station

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• Boy in Police Station : Drugs?

  Jeannie : Thank you, no. I'm straight.

  Boy in Police Station : I meant, are you in here for drugs?

  Jeannie : Why are you here?

  Boy in Police Station : Drugs.

• [after hearing Jeannie describe her problems...] 

  Boy in Police Station : There's someone you should talk to.

  Jeannie : If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.

  Boy in Police Station : Oh, you know him?

• Jeannie : In a nutshell: I hate my brother. How's that?

  Boy in Police Station : That's cool. Did you blow him away or somethin'?

• Boy in Police Station : What's your name?

  Jeannie : It's Jean, but most guys call me Shauna.

  Boy in Police Station : Okay, Jean.

• Jeannie : Why don't you put your thumb up your butt.

  Boy in Police Station : You're wearing too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

• Boy in Police Station : What do you care if your brother ditches school?

  Jeannie : Why should he get to ditch when everybody else has to go.

  Boy in Police Station : You could ditch.

  Jeannie : Yeah, I'd get caught.

  Boy in Police Station : I see. So, you're pissed off because he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it?

  Jeannie : Basically.

• Boy in Police Station : Your problem is you.

  Jeannie : Excuse me?

  Boy in Police Station : Excuse you. You ought to spend a little more time dealing with yourself, a little less time worrying about what your brother does.