Hardbodies 2 (1986)

Brad Zutaut: Scotty Palmer

Quotes 

• Scotty Palmer : Look, I think you're confusing me with the character I play in the film. I'm not a dumb surfer kid who walked off the beach with a surf board and a hard on.

• Scotty Palmer : So, Cleo, how would you like to be in a movie?

  Cleo : How does it end?

  Scotty Palmer : Very happily.

  Cleo : I mean, do I end up taking off my clothes and jumping into bed with you?

  Scotty Palmer : That's right. How'd you know?

  Cleo : I've been in that movie. It doesn't end happily.

• Scotty Palmer : Morgan, you don't know what it's like on the set. All day, surrounded by these beautiful girls with beautiful bodies. Come on, reach and touch someone. Me!

  Morgan : Oh, I got ya. So, while you lie back and daydream about all those great looking bodies, Morgie, here, does all the dirty work.

• Cleo : I've never done anything like this before.

  Scotty Palmer : I have. In my dreams and, believe me, it's worth it.

• Sean Kingsley : Just because you couldn't get in her pants doesn't mean that I won't.

  Scotty Palmer : Cleo's not that stupid.

  Sean Kingsley : Yeah? Just leave your window open tomorrow night. You'll hear us.

  Scotty Palmer : I'll hear her slap your ugly face.

  Sean Kingsley : Yeah, with the inside of her thighs!

• Scotty Palmer : Are you ready for this?

  Cleo : Hardly. I've never taken off my clothes in public before; much less, in front of a camera.