"L.A. Law" Pilot (TV Episode 1986) Poster

(TV Series)

(1986)

Clarence Felder: Sgt. McKlosky

Quotes 

  • Victor Sifuentes : Sergeant, the little hand is on the nine. And the big hand is on the 12. I gotta be downtown like in 30 minutes.

    Sgt. McKlosky : Soon as your client's through with breakfast. Meantime, why don't you let the officer pat you down?

    Victor Sifuentes : What's the matter? You guys don't get enough at home?

    Sgt. McKlosky : I'm getting tired of your mouth, Jose.

    Victor Sifuentes : Whoa! Show me some respect. The name is Sifuentes, Victor Sifuentes!

    Sgt. McKlosky : I don't care if you're freakin' name is Pancho freakin' Villa! You don't see your client without you get searched! Now assume the freakin' position!

    Victor Sifuentes : You lay a hand on me, and I'm gonna kick your fat butt.

    Sgt. McKlosky : That's it. You are outta here!

    Victor Sifuentes : Let go my arm!

    [In Spanish] 

    Victor Sifuentes : You swine! You son of a pooched out pig!

  • Victor Sifuentes : [Speaking Spanish]  You're gonna be hearing more about this, McKlosky!

    Sgt. McKlosky : I can't freakin' wait!

    [Sifuentes leaves] 

  • Michael Kuzak : Michael Kuzak, attorney representing Justin Pregerson. I'd like to talk to the investigating officer.

    Sgt. McKlosky : Which that would be Detective Tuttle.

    Detective Lester Tuttle : Yeah, I'll get right up to it.

    [Hang up the phone] 

    Detective Lester Tuttle : Lester, to his friends.

    Michael Kuzak : What's all the excitement?

    Detective Lester Tuttle : Memo out of Devision. We gotta search all attorneys before they go in. Lawyer brought a gun I to South Central. His client tried to shoot his way out. Speaking of which, your client is a real citizen, counselor. This time we got him on rape, assault, oral cop, sodomy. Not to mention that he's violated his probation in six different ways.

    Michael Kuzak : Presumption of innocence, Lester.

    Detective Lester Tuttle : The victim ID'd the kid's vehicle and picked him and two accomplices out of lineup. Let's see his daddy buy him outta this one.

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