Lucas (1986)
Jeremy Piven: Spike
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[Lucas walks into the school shower with the other football jocks]
Bruno : Hey, Leukoplakia. They got a jockstrap that can fit you? Hey, maybe one of you guys should stop by sewing class and pick up a thimble, Lucas here needs a jockstrap. Or maybe a thimble would be too big. Hey, anybody got a contact lens? A contact lens with a Band-Aid.
Lucas : Are you referring to the size of my penis?
Bruno : Yeah I am.
Lucas : With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. And anyway, I don't get semi-erect around other males like some of you fellas do.
Bruno : What'd you say?
Lucas : It's a study done by the University of Illinois. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Look, yours seems to be growing even now.
Bruno : The hell it is.
Lucas : [Lucas points] It is, look.
Spike : Hey, look. He's getting a hard-on. Don't nobody bend over to pick up the soap.
Bruno : You little shit.
Lucas : Oh. They say physical violence is an expression of sexual feeling.
[Bruno and Spike charge Lucas and carry him with the rest of the football players]