Mona Lisa (1986)

Michael Caine: Mortwell

Photos 

Quotes 

• Mortwell : lt's all right. l'm not going to hurt ya. Your pimp will do that for me.

• Mortwell : A woman says to her husband, "I'm leaving you." He says, "Oh please, don't leave me. I'll buy you a mink coat." She says, "I don't want one. I'm leaving you." He says, "Please don't leave me. I'll buy you a diamond necklace." She says, "I don't want one." He says, "I'll buy you a villa in the south of France." She says, "I don't want one." He says, "Well, what do you want?" She says, "I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't thinking of spending that kind of money."

• Mortwell : Look at this tart. What you do it for, George? l mean look at her.