Recruits (1986)

Mike MacDonald: Captain Magruder

Quotes 

• Master Sgt. Stonewall : Name?

  Mike Murphy : Murphy, Mike. It's all here, sir

  [hands over his resume] 

  Mike Murphy : Masters degree in criminology, black belt in karate, Olympic medal: sharp shooting.

  Master Sgt. Stonewall : Sharp shooting?

  Mike Murphy : Yes, sir.

  Master Sgt. Stonewall : Well, Hell, fella, you're just the kinda man we need.

  Captain Magruder : [interrupting]  Just a minute. What medal was it?

  Mike Murphy : Silver, sir.

  Captain Magruder : [scoffs]  Silver? My grandmother has a silver.

  Mike Murphy : But I was only one point away from gold, I swear!

  Captain Magruder : That's one point too many. Come on, agitate the pavement, get outta here.

  Master Sgt. Stonewall : Captain, one point...

  Captain Magruder : Shut up. Next.

• Captain Magruder : Gorman, I don't like smartass remarks. If you ever get smart with me again, I will kick your little shellfish ass so hard you'll be farting from your mouth!

• Steve Gorman : You can't do this, captain. I don't care what happens to myself, but the rest of these guys worked their guts out for you.

  Master Sgt. Stonewall : Guts this, Gorman! You heard the captain, get your stuff together and get out!

  Captain Magruder : By tomorrow morning.