[Rita and Sue are in Bob's car. Bob is about to make love to Sue on the front seat. Rita is in the back, feeling rather left out of things]
Rita : [sarcastically] I'll just watch, if it's all right?
[Bob climbs on top of Sue. Rita takes a closer look]
Rita : Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!
Sue : [Examines a condom Bob gives her] So what happens if it tears?
Bob : Not good then. The sperm can get out and fertilise the egg.
Rita : We haven't got eggs inside us. We're not ducks, y'know!
Bob : Well, things haven't been going so good with me and the wife.
Rita : Tell us another one!
Sue : [Talking about Bob's wife, Michelle] Imagine being married to a woman who won't have sex!
Rita : Aww. Did you hear her say "Bob will *never* leave me." I'd piss meself laughing if he did.
Rita , Sue : [after Bob walks into the bedroom, to find Rita and Sue already in bed together and waiting for him] You took yer fuckin' time, dint ya?
[Last line in the film. Bob immediately takes a flying leap into bed with them both]
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