- Maggie: Look you may be tough but I don't rob the cradle. I'm old enough to be your sister.
- Jim Batten: Oh, I like that. I've always wanted to make it with my older sister!
- Capt. Tom Churchman: Oh come on, Frank, you're just jealous because I solved the case, and you didn't. It happens.
- [after running over and killing Tony]
- Bob: Hey, what's the matter? You okay? Feeling bad, huh? It's cool, we just killed somebody. No big deal.
- Jim Batten: Do you want a drag?
- Maggie: No thanks. I haven't smoked since college.
- Jim Batten: Hmmm... Yeah, well ah, I may not measure up to those college guys that you're used to, but they don't measure up to mine. If you catch my drift.
- Maggie: Listen, why don't you just drift off somewhere and molest someone your own age. I've had a long day.
- Jim Batten: Yeah, Well ah... That's not all that's long!