Deadly Illusion (1987)

Billy Dee Williams: Hamberger

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Quotes 

• Hamberger : Spread your legs, baby!

• Hamberger : Everybody's kicking my ass today.

• Jane Mallory : So tell, how were you planning to do it? With your big strong hands? Or, do you have a large, blunt instrument on you?

  Hamberger : I like to improvise.

  Jane Mallory : Oh, good! So do I.

  [kiss] 

• Hamberger : Hold on, I don't want a falling down drunk on my hands.

  Jane Mallory : This one's for for you.

  [gives Hamberger a drink] 

  Hamberger : Thank you.

  Jane Mallory : Besides, I might fall in your direction. Would you catch me?

• Hamberger : This refrigerator is larger than my apartment.

• Hamberger : Can we see the gloves?

  Rina : Come on. I'll show you. I'll put them on, so I won't hurt my knuckles when I hit you - beat you to a pulp.

• Hamberger : "As I was going up Pippen Hill, Pippen Hill was dirty, And there I met a pretty Miss, She dropped me a curtsy, Little Miss, pretty Miss, All blessings light upon you, If I had half-a-crown a day, I'd gladly spend it on you."

  Rina : Bull shit.

• Rina : I would have went after him, but, as you can see, I'm butt naked.

  Hamberger : Well, then, you better get down!

• Rina : He was pretty mad at me, you know. I told him he could spank me.

  [giggles] 

  Hamberger : And?

• Hamberger : I'm sorry. I don't like to have my picture taken. You never know what someone's going to do with it.

• Hamberger : They were after you. You're the only witness to Mr. Burton's proposition. Only, Mr. Burton wasn't Mr. Burton and Mrs. Burton wasn't Mrs. Burton.

  Rina : Does that mean we don't get to keep the cash?

  Hamberger : You beautiful, mercenary, creature, bitch, you.

• Jane Mallory : You have a very rugged face. Has anyone ever told you you ought to try modeling?

  Hamberger : I thought you had to be good looking to be a model.

  Jane Mallory : Well, it doesn't hurt.

• Hamberger : You've been a naughty girl.

• Jane Mallory : I suppose it's difficult to understand why a beautiful woman would want to take her own life. But, often they don't see themselves as beautiful. They sometimes just see themselves as objects that people want and desire.

  Hamberger : Yes, that could be frustrating.

  Jane Mallory : Yes, well, I'm sure you've known your share of beautiful women, Mr. Hamberger. Were they happy?

  Hamberger : Usually not. I did my best to cheer them up.

• Hamberger : No place safer than the ladies room.

  Jane Mallory : Well, it's a helluva lot safer than hanging out with you, Mr. Hamberger.

• Jane Mallory : I was worried.

  Hamberger : That I wouldn't be killed? Not this time. Thanks.

• Hamberger : That's the name I want. I just needed verification. I'd hate to kill anybody without verification.

• Jane Mallory : Are you one of those guys who likes to beat up on homosexuals?

  Hamberger : I tried that once. He was the ex-middleweight champion of the U.S. Marine Corps. I left in five rounds.

  Jane Mallory : Well, I can see that you would be attractive to all sexes.

• Hamberger : You make it real hard.

  Jane Mallory : Hard? Honey, I make it real easy.

• Hamberger : Where do we go from here?

  Jane Mallory : How about Rio?

• Hamberger : Whatever face you wear, you're beautiful.

  Jane Mallory : Well, it's gotten me out of a lot of trouble. Of course, it's gotten me into a little trouble too.

• Hamberger : I think what he did was nice. You're a nice man. You were screwing her - and she was screwing me!

• Cosmo Reporter : Pardon me, but, aren't you Reggie Jackson, the ball player?

  Hamberger : No, I'm Jesse Jackson, the Presidential candidate.

  Cosmo Reporter : Oh, right on.