The Return of the Six-Million-Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman (1987 TV Movie)

Lee Majors: Col. Steve Austin

Quotes 

• Steve Austin : What did Brubaker say about me?

  Michael Austin : He said that the reason you gave up flying is because you left your guts on the flight deck.

  Steve Austin : Well, punch him in the mouth.

  Michael Austin : I did.

• Jaime Sommers : [after throwing Steve through a window]  Now look what you made me do!

  Steve Austin : Well, at least we know your bionic arm still works.

• Steve Austin : Well, at least you still have your sense of humor.

  Jaime Sommers : I sure hope you had yours when you went through that window yesterday.

• Michael Austin : Carol.

  [runs off to find Carol] 

  Steve Austin : I can't do that.

  Jaime Sommers : I can't do that either.

• Steve Austin : [after Michael shoots Stenning with his laser eye]  I can't do that either. You didn't kill him, did you?

  Michael Austin : No. I can control the intensity of the beam. Bet you wish you had one.

• Oscar Goldman : So what did you tell him?

  Steve Austin : I gave him the basic idea. He thinks bionics are cool.

• Jim Castillian : So, your the six-million dollar man.

  Steve Austin : Probably thirty-four by now.

• Steve Austin : So why hasn't the aging process caught up with you Rudy? Have you been using some of these bionic parts?

  Dr. Rudy Wells : No one will ever know.

• Oscar Goldman : [looking at the name of his boat]  Summer Maiden. Any perticular "Summer" in mind when you named her?

  [Steve remembers flashbacks of Jaime and himself in love] 

  Steve Austin : Guess I couldn't forget her no matter how hard I tried.

  Oscar Goldman : How hard did you try?

  Steve Austin : Not very hard.

• Steve Austin : [angry]  Oh, you never let go, do you Oscar?

  Oscar Goldman : It's hard when patriotism runs in your blood.

  Steve Austin : [more angry]  You don't think that kind of patriotism runs through my veins? Didn't I give enough? Two legs, and arm and an eye?

  Oscar Goldman : The best we ever had.

  Steve Austin : Thanks alot. The answer is still no.

• Steve Austin : [Michael's been thrown out a window]  Nice exit, son. Ever use the door?

  Michael Austin : Look, dad, it's a difference of opinion, just stay out of it!

• Jaime Sommers : [Coming down steps in Steve's charter boat]  Steve.

  Steve Austin : Yeah. Here, Jaime. I'm glad you're here. Castillian's found Fortress. They're in an abandoned glass factory. That'll be an overnight trip.

  Jaime Sommers : Steve.

  [Worried voice] 

  Jaime Sommers : They've taken Michael. They used my friend Carol as a hostage.

  Steve Austin : How the Hell?

  Jaime Sommers : Here's how?

  [Showing Steve the legal pad] 

  Jaime Sommers : John Praiser. That's how they've stayed one step ahead of us this entire time.

  [Steve looks at drawing of Praiser] 

  Jaime Sommers : One of my patients at the clinic identified him.

  Steve Austin : They've also got Rudy Wells.

  [Steve sets down pad and picks up phone] 

  Jaime Sommers : Who are you calling? Who can we trust?

  Steve Austin : Only Oscar and Castillian. And he's too arrogant to be bought.

• Steve Austin : ...First rule of surveillance, and that's with 2 l's.

  Oscar Goldman : [slight chuckle]  I see you've met our young Mr. Castillian.

  Steve Austin : Just make sure you don't come in here one day and find *his* feet on *your* desk.

• Jim Castillian : You know I'm an orphan, but if I had a father I'd want him to be just like you.

  Steve Austin : Don't depress me kid.

• Oscar Goldman : Jaime was in an accident, Steve. An explosion. Coming out of her concussion, she remembered everything.

  Jaime Sommers : Why'd you hide this from me?

  [Flashback of Steve and Jaime talking beside tree where they carved their name in it] 

  Steve Austin : I was afraid that it might bring back your memories. And your pain. Does it?

  Jaime Sommers : No, not anymore. I really appreciate everything you've done for me, Steve. And I appreciate, uh, what we must have shared but I don't feel those feelings now. I can't remember what it was like to be in love with you.

  Steve Austin : I understand.

  Oscar Goldman : Steve, she now remembers.

• Steve Austin : [Steve catches up to Jaime as she tries to walk past him]  Jaime

  Jaime Sommers : Oh, Steve. My goodness Hi. How are you.

  [Steve remembers Jaime riding a horse and eating pizza with him] 

  Jaime Sommers : Steve. I really wish I could stay and talk with you. But I can't right now. I'm sorry.

  Steve Austin : I know it's been a long time.

  Jaime Sommers : Yes, it has been a long time. My date is waiting for me out in the parking lot. I better get to him before he cons the parking kid out of his tip.

  Steve Austin : Jaime.

  Jaime Sommers : You know I really thought I knew what I was going to say to you when I saw you again. Now you're here and I'm here and I don't. So, goodbye.

  [Jaime starts to leave] 

  Steve Austin : [Steve stops Jaime in front of the window]  Hey, wait. Wait. Wait just a minute. Hey Jaime. Give me 5 minutes. There's somebody I want you to meet.

  Jaime Sommers : Blonde or brunette?

  Steve Austin : Come on. It's not what you think.

  Jaime Sommers : It doesn't matter what I think.

  Steve Austin : That was never true.

  Jaime Sommers : Steve. I just can't deal with you right now. You know. You know you retreated inside yourself. No contacts. No friends. And when somebody needed you, you didn't care.

  Steve Austin : What are you talking about?

  Jaime Sommers : That's fine, okay. Just stay there. Obviously, you don't need anyone but yourself.

  [Jaime turns to leave] 

  Steve Austin : Jaime.

  [Steve grabs her right arm] 

  Jaime Sommers : Please let go of me!

  Steve Austin : No!

  Jaime Sommers : Let go!

  [Jaime pulls her arm away but Steve hangs on and she bionically throws him through the window] 

  Jaime Sommers : Now look what you made me do.