The Return of the Six-Million-Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman (1987 TV Movie)

Tom Schanley: Michael Austin

Quotes 

• Michael Austin : So, what are you gonna do about it?

  Jaime Sommers : That is none of your business.

  Michael Austin : You don't know do ya?

  Jaime Sommers : Leave me alone you little brat!

• Steve Austin : What did Brubaker say about me?

  Michael Austin : He said that the reason you gave up flying is because you left your guts on the flight deck.

  Steve Austin : Well, punch him in the mouth.

  Michael Austin : I did.

• Michael Austin : Carol.

  [runs off to find Carol] 

  Steve Austin : I can't do that.

  Jaime Sommers : I can't do that either.

• Steve Austin : [after Michael shoots Stenning with his laser eye]  I can't do that either. You didn't kill him, did you?

  Michael Austin : No. I can control the intensity of the beam. Bet you wish you had one.

• Jaime Sommers : Hi. I'm Jaime Sommers. I'm your therapist. I'm also an old friend of your father's.

  Michael Austin : You just lost 5 points.

  Jaime Sommers : So did you.

• Michael Austin : [as Jaime and Michael are walking in the park]  The prisoner in Germany had his cardboard clock. I have my motorcycle. What do you do when you want to shut out the world, Doc?

  Jaime Sommers : I run. As a matter of fact, I will race you to the end of the park.

  Michael Austin : I'm not sure I can cruise sub-sonic anymore. I'll give you a head start.

  Jaime Sommers : Gee, thanks. You're a pal. Bye.

  [Jaime runs off bionically] 

• Jaime Sommers : [after Michael beats her in a bionic race]  I'm beginning to feel like an obsolete model.

  Michael Austin : Why didn't you tell me?

  Jaime Sommers : Because it's secret. And it was a long time ago. I was in a skydiving accident and your father made the same life and death decision for me. That's the closeness you feel. That's... that's what binds us together.

• Michael Austin : [after Jamie throws Steve through a window]  So, Dad. Nice exit. Ever use the door?

• Steve Austin : [Michael's been thrown out a window]  Nice exit, son. Ever use the door?

  Michael Austin : Look, dad, it's a difference of opinion, just stay out of it!