Three for the Road (1987)
Bert Remsen: Stu
Quotes
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Stu : [pulls the car over and aims a pistol at Paul] Sorry to do this to you buzzards, but business ain't what it used to be. You know why?
[smiling as Paul shakes his head no]
Stu : Because nobody's got a sense of humor no more, that's why!
[laughs]
Paul : [nervously] Is this some kind of joke here?
T.S. : Yeah, it's a squirt gun.
Stu : [Stu fires his pistol out of the open passenger side window, splitting a thin tree in two] I want your wallets, your watches and your rings! Toss them up there on the dash!
T.S. : This is my watch.
[he tosses it on the dash, Paul throws his valuables on the dash as well]
Stu : Hurry up!
Paul : I don't have a ring, mister.
Stu : All right. Now get outta the car!
[they exit the car]
Stu : Take off all your clothes! Let's go! Take 'em off!
[they strip to their underwear, Stu fires two rounds at their feet, laughing]
Stu : Now run!
[fires another round, they flee]
Stu : . See you in the funny papers, boys!