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Sex & Nudity

  • There are bare naked statues and naked babies in a tub (genitalia shown). There is also a scene where a man grabs a woman's clothed buttock. A man is implied to be having a love affair and sex with three women separately and together.
  • Some strong sexual references.
  • Three women talk about penis size.
  • A man mentions another man having big genitals. He says other crude sex related things too.
  • A man says "I always like a little p*ssy after lunch." He then has sex with a woman offscreen.
  • A woman mentions a man's penis bends the wrong way and says she could barely walk for days.
  • A woman mentions, incest, dildos, and anal intercourse.
  • A man has sex with two other women offscreen.

Violence & Gore

  • Two characters suffer severe projectile vomiting induced by magic.
  • A man kills a woman with a fireplace poker, but this is shown through silhouette.
  • A woman is seen screaming in agony, and appears with blood on her face.
  • Supernatural violence includes a character hit briefly with a rapid-aging hoodoo, a whirlwind that assaults a man, and stabs of pain resulting from pins being stuck into a voodoo-type doll.
  • A woman falls down some steps and breaks her leg; she is seen afterwards with one leg twisted backwards.
  • A woman gets a minor cut from a broken bass-violin string.
  • An out-of-control car wrecks.

Profanity

  • There are about 6 f-bombs. There are also a few or so references to "dick," a vulgar term for male genitals and size, at least a reference each to a man putting his dick into everything, "limp dick," "hard-on," and the term "banging" respectively.
  • 6 uses of fuck 4 used sexually 4 uses of shit 1 with bull, bitch 2 with son of a and whore 3 uses of dick and piss 1 use of cocksucker, pussy, Jesus, Jesus christ, schlong, penis, dildo, retard, for christ sakes, hard-on, horny, sucks, oh my god, crap, my goodness and oh gosh 2 uses of goddamn, ass and oh god 5 uses of christ 7 uses of hell
  • Several uses of strong language, including fuck, "shit", "Bitch, "schlong,", ass, and "dick". One use of pussy. One use of cocksucker. a few uses of goddamn. 2 uses of Christ, and one use of for Christ's sakes

Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking

  • There are about three cigarette scenes, one cigar scene and eight drinking scenes.
  • Characters are seen smoking cigarettes and cigars and drinking alcohol. One reference to the drug acid.

Frightening & Intense Scenes

  • Not all bad.
  • Some frightening moments, but is all mild. This is an overall mild film.
  • Despite its mature classifications, it is a harmless watch.
  • The cherry vomiting scene is quite disturbing and jarring as its dark tone is different from much of the rest of the film.
  • The snake scene may frighten people who don't like snakes.

Spoilers

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Frightening & Intense Scenes

  • At the very end, the three women make a voodoo doll of Daryl. He flies around the town, and vomits in the church. He angrily drives back home and turns into a giant monster.

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