Caddyshack II (1988)

Jackie Mason: Jack Hartounian

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• Chandler Young : I'm Chandler Young.

  Jack Hartounian : Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.

  Chandler Young : And quite an interesting last name it is.

  Jack Hartounian : Hartounian!

  Chandler Young : What is your background?

  Jack Hartounian : My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.

  Chandler Young : That's three halves.

  Jack Hartounian : Oh, she was a big woman.

• Chandler Young : Interesting club. what would you call that?

  Jack Hartounian : Twelve gauge.

• Jack Hartounian : [to one of his workers]  Take chances. I'm insured.