Caddyshack II (1988)
Robert Stack: Chandler Young
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Quotes
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Chandler Young : I'm Chandler Young.
Jack Hartounian : Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.
Chandler Young : And quite an interesting last name it is.
Jack Hartounian : Hartounian!
Chandler Young : What is your background?
Jack Hartounian : My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
Chandler Young : That's three halves.
Jack Hartounian : Oh, she was a big woman.
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Chandler Young : Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates.
Capt. Tom Everett : Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"?
Chandler Young : We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work.
Capt. Tom Everett : No, I mean do you want him... Everett pulls out a gun.
Capt. Tom Everett : ...terminated?
Chandler Young : The less I know about that, the better.
Capt. Tom Everett : Good! Good, that's my policy exactly. You see, that way, when we're captured, and they attach the twelve-volt car batteries to our testicles... which can, does, and... has happened...
[Everett winces as electricity is heard]
Capt. Tom Everett : ...then we can honestly say we had nothing to do with it.
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Cynthia Young : [about Jack] The man tried to kill me.
Chandler Young : I'm sure he had his reeasons.
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Capt. Tom Everett : In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse.
Chandler Young : Captain Everett...
Capt. Tom Everett : Goodbye, Mrs. Esterhouse.
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Chandler Young : Interesting club. what would you call that?
Jack Hartounian : Twelve gauge.
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[the Youngs arrive at Bushwood after Jack renovates it]
Cynthia Young : I want to go home.
Chandler Young : Now now, Cynthia. The last thing we want to do is let him think he's winning.
Cynthia Young : But he IS winning!