The Couch Trip (1988)
Dan Aykroyd: John W. Burns, Jr.
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Quotes
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John W. Burns, Jr. : Ok, I can handle this.
Lawrence Baird : What makes you think you're qualified? This time he's jumping, next time he might be pushing others. He is a menace to society!
John W. Burns, Jr. : Only if he falls on somebody.
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Laura Rollins : I covered your ass.
John W. Burns, Jr. : Why?
Laura Rollins : Because I once thought it was cute.
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Stewardess : Sir? May I get your name please?
John W. Burns, Jr. : Baird. Lawrence Baird. Doctor Lawrence Baird.
Stewardess : Can I get you anything?
John W. Burns, Jr. : A bag of macadamia nuts, all your available cheeses, a dozen strawberries in creme fraiche, and a double shot of Blackbush.
Stewardess : On the strawberries?
John W. Burns, Jr. : No, in a glass, neat. No ice. And I'll have the filet mignon, medium rare... and the duck... and the fish. Pillow, blanket, eye shades, a pair of...
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John W. Burns, Jr. : [Talking to the hotel while on the way there in a limo] While you are at it send up a case of Millers on ice. And a pound of Beluga caviar.
Laura Rollins : [Sarcastically] Do you think a pound will be enough?
John W. Burns, Jr. : You're right. Better make that two pounds. And throw in some cheese puffs, too.
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Perry Kovin : Dr. Baird, the buses are already to go.
John W. Burns, Jr. : Thanks, Perry, are you coming along?
Perry Kovin : No, doc, I have too many things to do at the studio.
John W. Burns, Jr. : Oh, come on along. I have some special seats up front for those who have a compulsive need to brown-nose. Come on, take a load off of those knees.
