Funny Farm (1988)
Chevy Chase: Andy Farmer
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Quotes
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Andy Farmer : Cue the deer.
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Andy Farmer : Call me Mr. Lamb Fries!
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Elizabeth Farmer : I'm convinced that our marriage has been one of mutual betrayals. I know it! YOU know it! Even Yellow Dog knows it!
Andy Farmer : I know it and you know it. Yellow Dog doesn't even know what town he's in.
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Andy Farmer : We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. And basically, we've seen those hopes and dreams crushed and battered before our very eyes.
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Reporter : Hey Andy, what's the book gonna be about, anyway?
Andy Farmer : About 300 pages, Harry.
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Andy Farmer : You don't know a thing about writing. You're a Goddamn schoolteacher.
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Andy Farmer : Being a fake is what I do best.
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Andy Farmer : [Andy and Elizabeth are showing Redbud to prospective buyers Bud and Betsy after hiring the town to "act normal"] This is going to cost us a fortune!
Elizabeth Farmer : The fifty-dollar bonus was YOUR idea.
Andy Farmer : [smiling] Little slice of heaven, isn't it, Bud?
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Andy Farmer : As a novelist, I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter.
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Andy Farmer : I want a Goddamn refund!
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[spotting a dog farm sign on the road]
Andy Farmer : If I can't make a friend, I'll goddamn buy one!
