Look for the soundtrack album in your neighborhood record store and if you cannot find it, write to your senator or bring a tape recorder to the theater the next time you see this movie.
[following the cast list of 'Beauties'] THE CREW (or whatever is left of them after working with the above)
Bra Wrangler ............. Woops Mygod
Zit Remover .............. Lucienne Pimpel
Orange Juice Squeezer .... Big Hand Luke
Palm Reader .............. Madame Ortega III
Negative Cutting ......... Supercuts (Ha! Ha!) (No, Seriously...) ........... Mary Duerrstein
The producers wish to thank all those who didn't smoke on the set and to express their sympathy to those who did smoke and were fired thereafter. (Heart and Lung Association, eat your heart out!)
Our gratitude must be extended to all those who did not do drugs on the set. The list is too long to mention. Those who did do drugs are listed separately in police and morgue files.
We appreciate the participation of Coca-Cola, Pepsi Cola, Dr. Pepper, Seven-Up, Shasta, Miller Beer, etc., etc. in making this picture cooler.
WARNING This picture is protected by all kinds of stuff. Tamper with it, go to jail. Before you make a copy to send to your aunt in Podunk, look out the window, the Feds are gonna get you. And for all those foreign *!?#@!?*!! who pirate movies, remember Mr. DuBois? He's working for the producers now.
The characters, names, cars, homes, bikinis, limos, goons, and Mafia families in this motion picture are absolutely fictitious. Any similarity with characters, names, cars, homes, bikinis, limos, goons, and Mafia families, dead, alive, or anywhere in between, is purely coincidental.