Art Malik: Dr. Ved Lahari

Quotes 

• Leonard Schrader : I've heard through some grapevine or other that when you don't like someone, it's because they remind you of something you don't like about yourself.

  [as Ved] 

  Leonard Schrader : Don't you think we should examine this, Isabel?

  Dr. Issy Schrader : The patients will overhear you.

  Leonard Schrader : Are you afraid of overhearing? What is your fantasy?

  Dr. Issy Schrader : You are, dear.

  Leonard Schrader : Ah. Now, that's the transference, Ducky. You have to nip that in the bud.

  Doctor Ved Lahari : I've never called anyone Ducky in my entire life.

  Leonard Schrader : [as Art]  That's what I call repression, Ved. I'm doing a chapter on that in my book. It's called "Letting Your Hair Down No Matter What's In It."

  Dr. Marie Teller : Well, don't tell Art. He'll use it.

  Doctor Ved Lahari : He's writing a chapter on narcissistic self-hatred called "How Can I Miss Myself If I Won't Go Away."

  Dr. Marie Teller : He told me he was writing one called, um, "Is the Woman Sitting Next to You Your Brother: Gender Confusion and Sibling Rivalry."