Beetlejuice (1989–1991)

Stephen Ouimette: Beetlejuice

Quotes 

• Beetlejuice : It's showtime!

• Beetlejuice : Hey! What am I, garbage?

  Lydia Deitz : You wish!

• [repeated line] 

  Beetlejuice : [swats a bug with his hand and puts it in his pocket]  Save THAT guy for later!

• Beetlejuice : [hears moaning]  Babes, what's wrong?

  Lydia Deitz : My mom's a real trip. She's hosting a trendy combination seance and tackyware party

  Delia Deitz : [In the dining room, Delia, wearing a turban, has her guest sitting around a crystal ball]  Calling all spirits fantastic, come to my tackyware party of plastic!

  [ahs and moans] 

• Lydia Deitz : No B.J.

  Beetlejuice : Awe, Babes!

• [Lydia has banished Beetlejuice back to the Neitherworld, but Claire has heard her...] 

  Claire Brewster : Beetlejuice?

  Beetlejuice : That's my name!

  [Half of him appears in the real world, miniaturized] 

  Beetlejuice : Now, come on, give me two more!

  Claire Brewster : What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?

  Beetlejuice : Yeah!

  [His body is now intact, but he's still six inches high...] 

  Claire Brewster : I mean, really...

  Beetlejuice : Hey!

  Claire Brewster : ...have you ever heard of such...

  Beetlejuice : Come ON!...

  Claire Brewster : ...a ridiculous name as...

  Beetlejuice : SAY IT!

  Claire Brewster : ...Beetlejuice?

  [Beetlejuice is now at full size...] 

  Beetlejuice : It's SHOWTIME!

  Claire Brewster : HUH?

  [Beetlejuice takes control of Claire's body] 

  Claire Brewster : Okay Claire, let's get out here and SLAY them!

• [Beetlejuice has heard that Mr. Fungus, a talking mould in his refrigerator, now has a family] 

  Beetlejuice : [to Mr. Fungus]  Great - I'll raise your rent!

• Beetlejuice : [about the Monster Across the Street]  I'm gonna turn that tinhorn tumbleweed into prairie purÈe!

• Beetlejuice : [a tumbleweed rolls between Beetlejuice's legs]  Whoa! So *that's* why cowboys have bow legs.