Quantum Leap (1989–1993)

Dean Stockwell: Al

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• Al : Oh, well, almost all animals can see me. But you know, there must be something weird lookin' about me, because I seem to intimidate them.

  Sam : Maybe it's your clothes.

• Al : Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, take pictures.

• Sam : Say something to me in Spanish.

  Al : Uh, tu casa o mi casa.

  Sam : My place or yours - Al!

• Al : Their only desire is for you to pamper them, and play with their...

  Sam : Al!

  Al : With their hair! Their hair!

• Sam : What is she doing in Syracuse?

  Al : I bet a lot people ask themselves that question.

• Al : There are five stages of love. The first is denial, then the second is sex, then there's acceptance, then there's divorce... and then there's more sex, if you're lucky.

  Sam : Who wrote this textbook, you or Zsa Zsa?

• Sam : Do you have to sneak up on me?

  Al : I'm sorry. What do you expect a hologram to do? Knock?

• Sam : Where the hell were you?

  Al : I was at the Laker game. It went into overtime.

  Sam : A ball game? I nearly died because you were at a ball game?

  Al : It wasn't just a ball game. It was a play-off game. At the party later, I met this dish named Martha.

  Sam : I guess I can thank God you didn't spend the night with this Martha.

  Al : Well, I did.

• Al : If we knew the unknown, the unknown wouldn't be unknown.

• Al : [singing, trying to remember the lyrics]  All around the something... the monkey chased the weasel... the monkey did something... and something happened to the weasel.

• Al : Don't tell me, let me guess, you've been invited to a costume party and you're going as a baked potato.

• Sam : I'm running track, Al.

  Al : Oh, well look, you pump your arms and you pump your legs and drive through the tape.

  Sam : You were a runner too?

  Al : No, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

• Al : I went over to check out the cheerleaders. Oh, Sam. There was one little girl who had these pommelos, man.

  Sam : Pommelos are grapefruit.

  Al : Pommel - that's my point!

• Al : Women - you can't trust 'em. They don't understand the double standard.

• Al : We're making preparations for Tina's birthday party and she wants me to pop out of the cake. You'll never believe what she wants me not to wear.

• Al : Well, we been having some difficulty. Ziggy, he's, uh, going through mood swings. I think we need get a girl computer put it right next to him, one with a nice set of *hard* disks.

  Sam : You would.