The 'Burbs (1989)
Courtney Gains: Hans Klopek
Photos
Quotes
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[looking at photo]
Mark Rumsfield : Oh, pretty girl! Friend of yours?
Hans Klopek : No, it came with the frame.
Mark Rumsfield : [mocking] It came wit de frame?
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Mark Rumsfield : Hey... Pinocchio! Where are you going?
Hans Klopek : [runs away and slips on dog poop]
Mark Rumsfield : [runs, slips and falls on poop too; then grabs him] Don't you make a move sonny. I was eighteen months in the bush and I could snap your neck in a heartbeat.
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Mark Rumsfield : Rumsfield's the name. Don't think I caught yours, sonny?
Hans Klopek : H-H-Hans.
Mark Rumsfield : Hans! Oh-ho! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen! What are you, Catholic?
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Hans Klopek : Sardine?
Bonnie Rumsfield : I'm trying to cut back.