Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

Jim Carrey: Wiploc

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• Valerie : Aw, Wiploc, I think I'll miss you least of all.

  Wiploc : You want a liplock from Wiploc?

• Wiploc : Finland is here?

  Valerie : Finland? No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway. Gawd, you guys sure learn fast.

• Wiploc : Females!

  Zeebo : They're hairless.

  Wiploc : Who cares? They're round and bouncy. Bald thing, I think I love you.

• Wiploc : I found one. She's bald but beautiful. She's taking off her breast protector.

• Wiploc : We go get Candy?

  Woody : Yeah! Candy, gum, beer nuts, anything you want. Twizzlers. I got some milk duds.

• Woody : Oh! You should've seen me today, man. Nothing but radical rips all the way in. You want some slushy? Yeah, I was barely off my board when the wahines were all over me.

  Zeebo : Ew! Wahines!

  Woody : Wahines. You know, girls.

  Wiploc : Girls?

  Zeebo : You know girls?

  Woody : Does the woodburger know girls? Pinocchio got a wooden butt? I could fix you up with some bodacious chicks Just like that.

  Wiploc : Don't believe me?

  Zeebo : Like that.

  Woody : Come on. Let's hit the beach. Ride the wild bikinis!