Erik the Viking (1989)
Freddie Jones: Harald the Missionary
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Quotes
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Harald the Missionary : Listen. I've been in this dump for sixteen years and I haven't made a single convert...
Snorri the Miserable : There was Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife. You converted HER.
Harald the Missionary : Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife became a Buddhist, not a Christian.
Snorri the Miserable : Same thing, isn't it?
Harald the Missionary : No, it is NOT.
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Harald the Missionary : You know, my son, our lord said...
Snorri the Miserable : Your lord.
Harald the Missionary : Quite... my lord said: "The Prayer of Faith shall have the sick."
Snorri the Miserable : I hope the Dragon of North Sea gets you and your lord.
Harald the Missionary : Darkness and ignorance...
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Harald the Missionary : [during monster attack] It's at time like this that this book is most useful.