How I Got Into College (1989)

Bruce Wagner: A

Quotes 

• Marlon Browne : Two men, A and B, are trapped inside my mailbox chained to 200,000 pounds of explosives.

  B : This isn't funny!

  A : What test is this?

  Marlon Browne : If their chains are three inches thick and they have thirty seconds to escape, sawing at one inch per second, what are their chances for survival?

  B : Skip it! Go to the next problem!

  A : Come on, man! Get us out of here!

  Marlon Browne : Who cares? I already got into college.

• [last lines] 

  A : There's always graduate school!