Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss (1988 TV Movie)

Jerry O'Connell: Young Ralph

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Quotes 

• [Randy desperately has to go to the bathroom] 

  Randy : [whining]  Mom, I can't undo my knot; I have to go!

  Ralph's Mother : Ralph, would you help your brother?

  Ralph : For crying out loud! OK, runt, let's go!

• Ralph : Mom, why doesn't Dad ever call me by my real name... just once?

• Ralph : [the Parkers get a flat tire]  Can I help?

  Old Man : [with a glare]  Are you kiddin'?

• Mr. Scott : You gentlemen ready to work?

  Ralph , Flick , Schwartz : Yes, sir.

  Mr. Scott : You ready to throw your shoulders against that wheel?

  Ralph , Flick , Schwartz : Yes, sir.

  Mr. Scott : We'll find out.

• Ralph's Mother : Don't you think we better stop and get gas? The gauge is pointing at the E.

  Old Man : Look, don't worry. I'm waiting for a Texas Royal Supreme Blue station.

  Ralph's Mother : What for?

  Old Man : [proudly]  They sponsor the White Sox games.

  Ralph : [cut to Ralph and the Old Man hiking down the road, carrying a gas can]  Gee whiz, Dad.

  Old Man : Ah, shut up. No one asked you to come.

  [Ralph doesn't say a word] 

  Old Man : I don't wanna hear no more talkin'.