Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss (1988 TV Movie)

Ross Eldridge: Schwartz

Quotes 

• Mr. Scott : You gentlemen ready to work?

  Ralph , Flick , Schwartz : Yes, sir.

  Mr. Scott : You ready to throw your shoulders against that wheel?

  Ralph , Flick , Schwartz : Yes, sir.

  Mr. Scott : We'll find out.

• Mr. Scott : Men, I just got a call from Heine. You know what Heine said? He said it just hasn't worked out.

  Schwartz : But why?

  Mr. Scott : You just haven't worked hard enough. You haven't put your shoulders to the wheel. I'm sorry. You can pick up your salaries from Mrs. Whipple.

  Schwartz : But...

  Mr. Scott : Oh, by the way, we're gonna deduct $2 a piece for them work gloves, and don't forget to turn them in when you leave. That's all.

  Ralph the Man : Fired! The ax had fallen.

  Mr. Scott : Good luck, men.

  Ralph the Man : Good luck? Good luck? The great front office chopper had lobbed off our heads just like that. How many millions of times has this happened to innocent workers all over the world? Bam, and you're dead.