Seinfeld (TV Series)

Good News, Bad News (1989)

Lee Garlington: Claire

Quotes 

• George Costanza : Claire, you're a woman, right?

  Claire : What gave it away, George?

• [Claire, the waitress, is refilling Jerry and George's coffee cups] 

  Claire : Mr. Seinfeld... Mr. Costanza...

  George : [covering his cup before Claire can refill it]  A... are you sure this is decaf? Where's the orange indicator?

  Claire : [deadpan]  It's missing. I have to do it in my head. Decaf, left; regular, right. Decaf, left; regular, right. Very challenging work.

  George : [scoffs] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : [to George]  Can you relax? It's a cup of coffee. Claire's a professional waitress.

  Claire : Trust me, George. No one has any interest in seeing you on caffeine.