UHF (1989)

Victoria Jackson: Teri

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• [last lines] 

  Teri Campbell : Hey, George, you know those crazy dreams you're always having? You think maybe I could be in some of them from now on?

  George Newman : [cut to "Gone With the Wind" set, where George and Teri are dressed like Rhett Butler and Scarlett O'Hara, complete with fake Southern accents]  Honey, from now on you're gonna be in all of 'em!

  Teri Campbell : [longingly]  Oh, George...

  George Newman : Honey, let's leave this place right now! Let's go this very minute!

  Teri Campbell : No, George! Let's wait until tomorrow!

  George Newman : But... why? WHY?

  Teri Campbell : Because tomorrow... is another day.

  George Newman : [looks at the camera]  I knew she was gonna say that!

  [George kisses Teri, credits roll] 

• Teri Campbell : George, when are you gonna start taking things a little more seriously? I mean, you've been bouncing from job to job ever since I've known you. You have to find some way of making your overactive imagination work for you instead of against you.

  [turns around and discovers that George has molded his mashed potatoes into a mountain; she sighs] 

  Teri Campbell : What are you doing?

  George Newman : [mimicking Richard Dreyfuss in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"]  This means something. This is important.

• Teri Campbell : George, did you get fired again?

  George Newman : [banging his head against a counter]  Yes! Yes! It's all true! I just don't know what's wrong with me!

  [instantly changes his mood] 

  George Newman : So, what's for dinner?

  [takes a look at what's for dinner] 

  George Newman : Mashed potatoes? My favorite! Teri, you shouldn't have!

• [George and Teri make up] 

  Teri Campbell : What do you say, Stranger?

  George Newman : Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again.

  Teri Campbell : Whatever gave you that idea?

  George Newman : Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again.