UHF (1989)
Sue Ane Langdon: Aunt Esther
Quotes
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Esther Bilchik : [after Harvey gets home from playing poker, referring to the piece of paper in his pocket] What's this?
Harvey Bilchik : Oh, it's the deed to channel 62. I won it with a pair of sevens. I was bluffing.
Esther Bilchik : Channel 62? Never heard of it.
Harvey Bilchik : I'm not surprised. More people watch the fish tank at Leo's pet store.
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Esther Bilchik : [to George, who is at the punch bowl trying to pour punch into a poodle's mouth] Oh George, would you come here a second?
[without thinking about this, George just drops the poodle into the punch bowl and walks away]
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Esther Bilchik : [as Harvey is leaving, unbeknownst to her to sell U62, the phone rings. She picks up] Hello?
[Happily]
Esther Bilchik : Ohhhhh! Hi, George!
[as she listens to him, her demeanor turns sour]
Esther Bilchik : He WHAT?
[She then turns towards the front door]
Esther Bilchik : [Cut to the outside where Harvey was about to get in the cab, she yells from the house] HARVEY BILCHICK! GET IN HERE!
[He gestures for the cabbie to wait, then turns back to the house]