Vampire's Kiss (1988)
Elizabeth Ashley: Dr. Glaser
Quotes
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Peter Loew : Shouldn't the copy be in that file? It should, right?
Dr. Glaser : Yes.
Peter Loew : Right? Hmmm. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Dr. Glaser : Unless, of course, it's somehow been somehow misfiled.
Peter Loew : MIS-filed?
Dr. Glaser : Yes, misfiled. Sometimes somebody puts a document in the wrong file and then it's misfiled. It makes it much harder to find.
Peter Loew : Who? Who? What do you mean, who? How could somebody MIS-file something? What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. You just PUT it IN the RIGHT FILE! According to ALPHABETICAL ORDER! You know - A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
Dr. Glaser : Peter...
Peter Loew : H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!
Dr. Glaser : Peter...
Peter Loew : Q, R, S, T, U, V!
Dr. Glaser : Oh, Peter...
Peter Loew : W, X, Y, Z! HUH? THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!
Dr. Glaser : Very good, you know your alphabet.
Peter Loew : I NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING! NOT ONCE, NOT ONE TIME! I wanna know, really, WHO DID?
Dr. Glaser : I cannot possibly tell you that.
Peter Loew : You can't?
Dr. Glaser : No, I can't.
Peter Loew : Hah! And you call yourself a psychiatrist?