Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures (1990–1991)

Alex Winter: Bill S. Preston, Esq.

Quotes 

• Bill S. Preston, Esq. : So, Dad, I imagine you and Missy, I mean Mom, have come to hear some of our most triumphant music?

  Missy : Actually Bill, we can hear you boys quite well from the kitchen.

  Bill S. Preston, Esq. , Ted Logan : Actually Bill, we can hear you boys quite well from the kitchen.

  Bill's Dad : Are you kidding? This stuff is so loud, people can hear you in Australia!

  Bill S. Preston, Esq. , Ted Logan : [both in Australian accent]  Excellent, mate!

• Ted Logan : Bill, I just have one question for you.

  Bill S. Preston, Esq. : What is it, Ted?

  Ted Logan : What color is an orange?

  Bill S. Preston, Esq. : Ted, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name! Just like a lemon.