Seinfeld (1989–1998)

Jeanine Jackson: Roxanne

Quotes 

• [at a New York Marathon party] 

  Jerry : [discussing the possibility of Elaine moving into Jerry's building]  You have no idea what an idiot is. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it.

  [Points to himself] 

  Jerry : This is an idiot.

  George Costanza : Is that right?

  [showing him up] 

  George Costanza : I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.

  Roxanne : [yelling out the window]  You're all winners!

  George Costanza : But suddenly, a new contender has emerged...