Back to the Future Part III (1990)

Matt Clark: Bartender

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• [1885 - Marty walks into a saloon, dressed in the outfit that Doc Brown gave him in 1955] 

  Levi : Take a look and see what just breezed in the door.

  Zeke : Why, I didn't know the circus was in town.

  Jeb : Musta got that shirt off'n a dead Chinee.

  Bartender : What'll it be, stranger?

  Marty McFly : Uh, I'll have an... ice water.

  [the old-timers laugh] 

  Jeb : Ice water?

  Bartender : Water? You want water, you better go dunk ya head in the horse trough out there.

  [pulls out a shot glass and pours into it] 

  Bartender : In here, we pour whiskey.

• Marty McFly : Listen, you got a back door to this place?

  Bartender : Yeah, it's in the back.

• Marty McFly : How many did he have?

  Bartender : Just the one.

  Marty McFly : Just the one? Come on, Doc!

  Bartender : There's a fella that can't hold his liquor.

• Bartender : [the bartender and his assistant, Joey mix up a special "wake-up juice" using hot peppers, Tabasco sauce and chili powder]  In about ten minutes, he's gonna be as sober as a priest on Sunday.

  Marty McFly : [sees clock outside - they have 10 minutes to get to the train]  Ten minutes? Why do we have to cut these things so damn close?

• Marty McFly : [running into the Saloon]  Doc. What are you doin'?

  Doc : I've lost her, Marty. There's nothing left for me here.

  Marty McFly : Yeah, that's why you gotta come back with me.

  Doc : Where?

  Marty McFly : Back to the future.

  Doc : [Nods his head]  Right. Let's get going.

  [puts down his glass of whiskey] 

  Marty McFly : [muffled]  Great.

  Doc : Gentlemen, excuse me. But, my friend and I have to catch a train.

  Saloon Old-Timer #1 : Cheers to ya, blacksmith.

  Saloon Old Timer #3 : And to the future.

  Saloon Old-Timer #2 : Amen.

  Doc : [picks up his glass of whiskey]  Amen.

  Bartender : Emmett, no!

  [Doc throws back the whiskey and turns and passes out, tipping over a table in the process] 

• Bartender : [mixing "wake-up juice" after Doc passes out]  Here. Stick this clothespin on his nose.

  [giving Marty a funnel, which he puts in Doc's mouth] 

  Bartender : And when he opens up his mouth, go ahead and pour it on down his gullet. Oh, and stand back.

  [Doc jerks awake; screaming and clutching his throat, he runs outside and dunks his head into the horse trough] 

  Marty McFly : [pulling him out]  He's still out!

  Bartender : Oh, that? That was just a reflex action. It's gonna take a few more minutes for the stuff to really clear up his head.

• Bartender : Emmett! What can I get you? The usual?

  Doc : No, Chester, I'm gonna need something a lot stronger than that tonight.

  Bartender : Sarsaparilla.

  Doc : Whiskey, Chester.

  Bartender : Whiskey? Emmett, are you sure? You know what happened to you on the 4th of July.

  Doc : Whiskey.

  Bartender : [gets out a whiskey bottle and a shot glass, and pours it]  Okay, I ain't your papa. I just don't want to see you do the wrong thing.

• Bartender : [On the day Marty is set to face Buford in a shootout]  Seamus! I didn't expect to see you here this early!

  Seamus McFly : Aye. But somethin' told me I should be here, as if my future had something to do with it.

• Bartender : [after Doc passed out as Marty is trying to revive him]  You wanna sober him up in a hurry, son, you're gonna have to use something a lot stronger than coffee.

  Marty McFly : Yeah, what do you suggest?

  Bartender : Joey! Let's make some "wake-up juice"!

• Marty McFly : Do you have a back door to this place?

  Bartender : Yeah, it's in the back.