Quick Change (1990)

Geena Davis: Phyllis

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• Loomis : Is that our plane?

  Phyllis : No, if it were our plane, it would be crashing.

• Grimm : [sobbing]  The man is an animal! Ripping out phones, urinating on desks... you see what he did to Ms. Cochran's shirt? There's a scratch here, I mean, it's not deep, but... it's there.

  Phyllis : It's okay.

  Chief Rotzinger : Did he hurt anybody else? Is the strain beginning to show on him?

  Grimm : "If I could sleep ten days and nights in a rice paddy, I could certainly last in this lousy bank." This is what the animal said to us! He says to Ms. Cochran here:

  [makes humping motions at Phyllis] 

  Grimm : "Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

• [Hispanic woman is shouting on a street corner] 

  Grimm : There must be alot of competition for that corner.

  Phyllis : It's a good thing she's not too symbolic or anything.

  Loomis : what does that mean anyway? Flores por el muerte?

  Grimm : I sure couldn't tell ya'.

  Phyllis : Aw, you know Grimm, it means flowers for the dead.

  [shoots her an angry glare] 

  Loomis : Oh! We're all gonna die! We're a-a-a-ll gonna d-i-i-e!

• Phyllis : Honey, babe? You've got a gun - shoot them.

  Grimm : I want to, but they're fur-bearing. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?

  [to construction workers, sarcastically] 

  Grimm : You know, I want to thank you guys, you could've given us help, but you've given us so much more.

  Street Sign Worker : [cheerfully]  Hey, that's what we're here for, right?

• Phyllis : [comforting Loomis]  Nothing's your fault...

  [hits Loomis] 

  Phyllis : ... except you honked the fucking horn.

• Phyllis : A real man? Who has to use a gun and hold people prisoner? You're not a man. You're a coward.

  Hostage : She does not speak for the rest of us Mr. Clown. We think that you are quite brave and manly.

  Phyllis : You big PUSSY! You're all a bunch of PUSSIES!

• [shouting for a cab] 

  Loomis : Ten thousand dollars for a taxi!

  Phyllis : And a blow job!

• Grimm : I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique.

  Phyllis : Martinique?

  Loomis : Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique.

  Grimm : What did you know about Fiji?

  Loomis : Well... nothing.

• Loomis : Now, we're going to find a familiar street soon.

  Phyllis : I'd settle for a familiar borough.

• Loomis : It was an accident, Phyllis.

  Phyllis : Oh, you know? So was Chernobyl.

  Grimm : True, but Loomis didn't irradiate anybody.

• Phyllis : Great! We'll have to sail a raft to Fiji like Thor Heyerdahl!

• [getting on a bus] 

  Phyllis : What's that smell?

  Grimm : Used wine.

• Phyllis : You can go ahead and shoot us now!

• [Loomis is driving the car backwards] 

  Phyllis : [sarcastically]  Oh, we're REALLY making good time now.

• Phyllis : To the God-damned AIRPORT!

  Loomis : Whatta got? Shit in your ears?

• Phyllis : Grimm, our plane takes off in 41 minutes.

  Hal Edison : Quiet! No codes!