Quick Change (1990)

Bill Murray: Grimm

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• Grimm : When you say "near" the airport...

  Bus Driver : .48 miles.

  Grimm : Alright. When do we get there?

  Bus Driver : 22:30 hours.

  Grimm : When is that? In human time.

  Bus Driver : 10:30.

  Grimm : 10:30. Say you had to walk it...

  Bus Driver : With that injured individual?

  Grimm : Yes.

  Bus Driver : I can't give you a precise figure on that.

  Grimm : Come on! Make a guess.

  Bus Driver : 21 minutes.

• Bank Guard : What the Hell kind of clown are you?

  Grimm : The crying on the inside kind, I guess.

• Grimm : Oh sir! You forgot your map! And our millions of dollars!

• Grimm : [sobbing]  The man is an animal! Ripping out phones, urinating on desks... you see what he did to Ms. Cochran's shirt? There's a scratch here, I mean, it's not deep, but... it's there.

  Phyllis : It's okay.

  Chief Rotzinger : Did he hurt anybody else? Is the strain beginning to show on him?

  Grimm : "If I could sleep ten days and nights in a rice paddy, I could certainly last in this lousy bank." This is what the animal said to us! He says to Ms. Cochran here:

  [makes humping motions at Phyllis] 

  Grimm : "Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

• [Johnny holds a gun to Grimm's back] 

  Johnny : This ain't my dick in your back!

  Grimm : That's a relief.

• [boarding a plane at JFK] 

  Flight Attendant : Do you think you're late enough?

  Grimm : Oh, you must be from around here.

• [Hispanic woman is shouting on a street corner] 

  Grimm : There must be alot of competition for that corner.

  Phyllis : It's a good thing she's not too symbolic or anything.

  Loomis : what does that mean anyway? Flores por el muerte?

  Grimm : I sure couldn't tell ya'.

  Phyllis : Aw, you know Grimm, it means flowers for the dead.

  [shoots her an angry glare] 

  Loomis : Oh! We're all gonna die! We're a-a-a-ll gonna d-i-i-e!

• Grimm : I was in 'Nam with a jerk like you.

  Policeman : Oh boy.

• Chief Rotzinger : At least give me the women.

  Grimm : Get your own women!

• Loomis : You aren't going to hit me again are you?

  Grimm : I haven't hit anybody since I was nine.

  Loomis : Yeah, but it was me you hit!

• Phyllis : Honey, babe? You've got a gun - shoot them.

  Grimm : I want to, but they're fur-bearing. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?

  [to construction workers, sarcastically] 

  Grimm : You know, I want to thank you guys, you could've given us help, but you've given us so much more.

  Street Sign Worker : [cheerfully]  Hey, that's what we're here for, right?

• Chief Rotzinger : Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown. We're coming in through the plate glass.

  Grimm : Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody.

• Grimm : I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique.

  Phyllis : Martinique?

  Loomis : Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique.

  Grimm : What did you know about Fiji?

  Loomis : Well... nothing.

• Loomis : It was an accident, Phyllis.

  Phyllis : Oh, you know? So was Chernobyl.

  Grimm : True, but Loomis didn't irradiate anybody.

• [getting on a bus] 

  Phyllis : What's that smell?

  Grimm : Used wine.

• Chief Rotzinger : What's your name pal, what should I call ya?

  Grimm : Well, I've always liked the name chip. Would you call me chip?

  Chief Rotzinger : Alright. What was that shooting just now, Chip?

  Grimm : Oh wait! Call me skip.

  Chief Rotzinger : Okay, Skip, what was that shooting?

  Grimm : The cameras, I was shooting the cameras. They were looking at me. Quit looking at me!

  Grimm : [shoots the camera] 

• Grimm : Thank you Roy. God! Alright, Roy's going to get us the duggle bag, a wheelchair and some skis out of lost luggage to cover your limp.

  Loomis : Did you give him a couple of bucks?

  Grimm : Yeah, try $1200. Scary but Roy's sixth sense told him we were in some kind of jam...

  Loomis : ESP exists, Grimm. They've proved it.

  Grimm : Yeah, you picking up anything from me right now, pal?

• Grimm : Have you looked back there? I don't think anybody is going to object.

  Bus Driver : I look back there every night friend. That's why i conduct my own affairs in a clean and hygienic fashion.

• Grimm : I'm sure no harm will come to me once I'm inside the bank all by myself.

• [after Loomis is injured jumping from a moving cab] 

  Loomis : Are you gonna hit me now?

  Grimm : No, but if your leg is broken, we'll have to destroy you.

• Grimm : [frustrated, to bus driver]  You better get some help! You're becoming Ralph Kramden's evil twin!

• Grimm : Button it up, pal. Nobody likes a whiner!

• Bank Guard : I said "we're closed," Bozo.

  Grimm : [dressed as a clown]  : I wouldn't. And that's Mr. Bozo, okay?

• Grimm : If I can sleep ten days and nights in a rice patty, I can certainly last in this lousy bank!

• Chief Rotzinger : [not knowing he's talking to the bank robber he's been chasing]  Ok, Dan. I wish there were more like you.

  Grimm : Don't say that.