Rockula (1990)

Dean Cameron: Ralph

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• Ralph : Mona, I'm a vampire.

  Mona : And I'm the bride of Frankenstein.

  Ralph : No seriously, Mona, it's the truth. I'm not a bad vampire--I am a bad vampire--I'm not very good at it, I don't bite people -- but I am a vampire!

• Ralph : ...he might be the DJ but I'm The Vampire.

• Ralph : If it wasn't for Red Cross donations, this vampire would die!

• Phoebe : Honey, could you do me a favor and lock up tonight? I have a date with a very nice man.

  Ralph : Who is it this time, mom?

  Phoebe : Well, I'm not sure yet, but I will know him when I see him.

• Ralph : That was my mother you just boned.