Home Improvement (1991–1999)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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• Tim : [helping Randy with his math homework]  ... now the denominator is the...

  Randy : ...bottom number...

  Tim : ...why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it?

  Tim : [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger]  I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction.

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  Tim : Shut up, Al.

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  Tim : We'll be right back after a word from Binford Tools.

• Tim : Excuse me a second, Al, I need to go use the John.

  Al : What?

  Tim : I gotta go take a dump.

  Al : What?

  Tim : I gotta go #1.

  Al : What?

  Tim : Pee!