British Men Behaving Badly (1992–2014)

Martin Clunes: Gary

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• Gary Strang : Bed? Beds are for sleepy people! Let's get a kebab and go to a disco!

• George : Y'know, I think marriage is tremendous.

  Gary Strang : I hate to be cynical George, but you think Croydon is tremendous.

• Gary Strang : [talking about women's pain threshold]  I mean, look at the fuss women make about child birth. Now, I'm not saying it doesn't smart a bit, but if blokes did it, I reckon you'd be looking at, what, give birth, have a couple of Paracetamol, maybe a bit of a nap and then back to work within the hour.

• Tony : Why does Dorothy still live with her parents?

  Gary Strang : Her Mother keeps threatening to kill herself if she moves out, I think she should risk it.

• Gary Strang : Let's face it Tony, the only way you're gonna be in there is that if you're both marooned on a deserted island and she eats a poisonous berry or a nut which makes her temporarily deaf, dumb, stupid, forgetful and desperate for sex.

• Dorothy : You really are a yob aren't you Gary?

  Gary Strang : On the contrary, I think I'm remarkably sensitive.

  Dorothy : Oh, that must be why you refer to Luciano Pavarotti as "that fat git".

• Dermot : See the graffiti in the gents has reached new heights of literacy.

  Gary Strang : Oh yeah, whats it say?

  Dermot : "West-Ham is a poof".