Tarzán (1991–1995)

Sean Roberge: Roger Taft, Jr.

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Quotes 

• [Roger and Simon are arguing over Roger's loud music] 

  Roger : I happen to know that Albert Schweitzer listened to loud music.

  Simon : Albert Schweitzer never listened to music that loud.

  Roger : Yeah? How do you know?

  Simon : Because he won the Nobel PEACE Prize.

  [Long pause] 

  Roger : That... is the most logical thing I've ever heard.

• Starr Reilly : I have to dig a what?

  Roger : A trench. T-R-E...

  Starr Reilly : I know how to spell it, you goon.

• Roger : You know, someday, you're going to have to start reading something other than airplane manuals.

  Dan : Okay, Great Wizard of the Book.

• Dan : Somebody explain to me why I live in a house with no walls in the middle of monsoon territory.

  Roger : The rent's cheap?

  Dan : Oh, yeah. I knew it was something.

• Starr Reilly : I don't understand. I'm supposed to be a household name.

  Roger : I guess that doesn't cover treehouses.

• Roger : I wouldn't go out there for all the cars in Detroit!