- Female Teacher: Give me back my attendance records.
- Male Teacher: No way, Dog Breath.
- Female Teacher: Mr. Lippman! Mr.Sitcurse...
- Male Teacher: [shouts] Liar, liar! Pants on fire!
- Mr. Elliott Lippman: Stop it, Mr.Teensy. Holding your breath will not do you any good. Your not getting a raise.
- Mr.Teensy: But I want a raise.
- [shouts]
- Mr.Teensy: I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise!
- [throws a temper tantrum]
- Mr. Elliott Lippman: [shouts] If you don't shut up,
- [turns Mr.Teensy around]
- Mr. Elliott Lippman: I'm gonna grab your undies and give you a big...
- [stops as Alex walks into Teachers lounge]
- Mr. Elliott Lippman: [to Mr. Teensy] Gee, I guess that verterbrae is now back in place, huh, Mr. Teensy?
- Merv: [Merv and Lippy have become exchange students]
- [to Lippy who's written "Merv bites" on his locker]
- Merv: Caught you, Freshman.
- Mr. Elliott Lippman: But, Mr. Merv I was....
- Merv: You've got some explaining to do.
- [puts a handcuff on Lippy and takes him to the office]