Another You (1991)

Stephen Lang: Dibbs

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• Rupert Dibbs : Listen, I want to know who you are, and I mean Right Now!

  Eddie Dash : Well who the fuck are you?

  Eddie Dash : Elaine?

  Eddie Dash : Look, I'm Abe Fielding's BEST FRIEND asshole!

  Rupert Dibbs : Oh come on!

  Eddie Dash : What, you think you can just come in here and talk to me like I'm shit?

  Rupert Dibbs : You wouldn't even know Abe Fielding if you were talking to him! Elaine?

  Eddie Dash : Wait, are you Abe Fielding?

  Rupert Dibbs : No I'm not. Elaine? I'm Rupert Dibbs, I run Abe Fielding's business.

  George : [George has been listening to the bickering between Eddie and Rupert and now pops out from where he was hiding]  Dibsy!

  Rupert Dibbs : Abe? Abe!

  George : You ol' duffer! Howsa the boy!

  Rupert Dibbs : My God, you're back!

  George : Long time no see Pal! Eddie,

  [George puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] 

  George : I bet you thought this was Abe Fielding, huh?

  Eddie Dash : yeah...

  George : Well, you know how I knew he wasn't Abe Fielding?

  Eddie Dash : No.

  George : [leans into Eddie's ear and shouts]  BECAUSE I'M ABE FIELDING!

  Eddie Dash : [Eddie rubs his ear]  Oh! Abe! Howsa the boy!

  George : Fine!

  [looks to Rupert] 

  George : Come on Dibsy, give me a wet one!

  Rupert Dibbs : A what?

  [George kisses him on the cheek] 

  Rupert Dibbs : Ah, ah ha!

  [He kisses George back playing along] 

  Rupert Dibbs : Well what do you expect, you run off to God knows where, you don't write, you don't let anyone know where you are going, leaving me to run things...

  George : Oh, no lectures, no lectures!

  Rupert Dibbs : Well? What do you expect? You let everyone think you were dead!

  George : All right, all right! Come on, have a drink with me!

  Rupert Dibbs : I... I don't drink.

• Rupert Dibbs : [Elaine sits in Rupert's office, crying]  Stop it. Please, will you stop it? I didn't say you didn't have some... limited acting ability.

  Elaine : Limited acting ability? Listen bub, these are *real* tears here!

  Rupert Dibbs : Regardless of your acting ability, he still left!

  Elaine : Listen, you can't take some guy off the street and convince him to be Abe Fielding. I'm very technical...

  Rupert Dibbs : [slams his hand down on the desk]  That was not the job!

  [Elaine gives Rupert an icy stare of contentment] 

  Rupert Dibbs : [Rupert takes a calmer tone]  You're job was to entice them, hmm? To make them *want* to be Abe Fielding. But you've got these guys running away from you like the plague.

  Elaine : I will not be handled! I told you that when I took the job, and it still goes, and if that's not the job... I don't want the position anyway!

  Rupert Dibbs : OK, that's fine, that's fine Miss Mimi Kravitz! Professional actress!

  Elaine : You know, you got a real effort for the jugular here...

  Rupert Dibbs : I like the last one. A liar, a liar is perfect.

  Elaine : No! Come on, that guy was kind of soft on me...

  Rupert Dibbs : And why shouldn't he? You're a very beautiful woman.

  Elaine : Thank you. But he'll never come back without his friend.

  Rupert Dibbs : Don't worry about his friend. He's not going anywhere. His ass is mine for bail money.

  Elaine : What happened?

  Rupert Dibbs : I caught the schmuck stealing Abe's credit cards! He won't be a problem. Drink?

  Elaine : Yeah, sure.

• George : Geez, I still can't get this guy to take a drink! By the way, Rupert, this is my best friend, Eddie.

  Rupert Dibbs : Elaine!

  Eddie Dash : No, Eddie.

  Elaine : Rupert! What are you doing here?

  Rupert Dibbs : Well, I had actually come to see you, but now that Abe is back, I actually need him to sign a few papers.

  George : OK!

  Rupert Dibbs : All right. Abe, if you would just...

  George : You want my Abe Fielding on that?

  Rupert Dibbs : Yes.

  George : OK!

  Rupert Dibbs : Sign here... and here.

• Rupert Dibbs : Tell me, is this a sink or a toilet?

  Eddie Dash : Stick your head in it and find out.