- [watching a scene from "Beyond Our Dreams"]
- Cable Man: Geez, what a body!
- Jack Gable: Laura is more than a body.
- Cable Man: Laura?
- Jack Gable: Laura Claybourne, she plays Rachel.
- Cable Man: Sorry, you must really follow this shit.
- Jack Gable: No, I write this shit.
- Jack Gable: What are you doing here? I sent you to Cleveland.
- Jack Gates: I should kill you for that alone.
- Blake Hedison: I can't. I have to get my tires rotated.
- Carter Hedison: Why do you have to do that now?
- Blake Hedison: I DON'T KNOW!
- Rachel Hedison: Oh no!
- Jack Gable: What?
- Rachel Hedison: I forgot my shoulder pads.
- Jack Gable: Who gives a shit!