Camp Wilder (1992–1993)

Mary Page Keller: Ricky Wilder

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Quotes 

• Ricky Wilder : [on the phone with a costume shop clerk]  Do you have any mouse costumes?

  [pause] 

  Ricky Wilder : Yes, I'm aware that today is Halloween and that people purchased their costumes months in advance - I've always admired people like that.

  [pause] 

  Ricky Wilder : But still no mice? What costumes do you have?

  [pause] 

  Ricky Wilder : That's the ONLY ONE LEFT?

  [pause] 

  Ricky Wilder : I don't think so, not for an eight-year-old girl. But, out of curiosity, how much is the Clarence Thomas outfit?

• [Ricky is dreaming that she is in labor. The doctor pulls out Brody from her womb] 

  Ricky Wilder : Brody!

  Doctor : That's a nice name!

  Brody Wilder : Hey, Rick, can I have the keys to your car?

  Ricky Wilder : In my pur...

  [goes into labor once more] 

  Doctor : There's another one. Wait, there's something blocking the way.

  [pulls out a skateboard, then pulls out Dorfman] 

  Dorfman : Hi, doc! Hey, what happened to the bag of chips I had?

  Ricky Wilder : Dorfman!

  Doctor : Hang on, there's one more.

  [pulls out Melissa] 

  Melissa Wilder : Fine. Give birth to me, but you are not my mother.

  [the doctor pulls out Danielle] 

  Danielle : Nice shoes! Can I have them?

  [the doctor pulls out Beth] 

  Beth : Ricky, there's a hole in the Ozone Layer, and you're bringing babies into this world?

  [shakes her head disapprovingly] 

• Brody Wilder : Date tonight, Rick. Need a way place to take her to.

  Ricky Wilder : Mario's.

  Brody Wilder : Great. Need a way to pay for it.

  Ricky Wilder : Job.

  Brody Wilder : Seriously, Rick. Can I borrow thirty dollars?

  Ricky Wilder : Thirty dollars? Brody, that's a lot of money. Why don't you just do what I did when I was your age?

  [thinks] 

  Ricky Wilder : Here, take forty.