Camp Wilder (1992–1993)
Meghann Haldeman: Melissa Wilder
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Quotes
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[Ricky is dreaming that she is in labor. The doctor pulls out Brody from her womb]
Ricky Wilder : Brody!
Doctor : That's a nice name!
Brody Wilder : Hey, Rick, can I have the keys to your car?
Ricky Wilder : In my pur...
[goes into labor once more]
Doctor : There's another one. Wait, there's something blocking the way.
[pulls out a skateboard, then pulls out Dorfman]
Dorfman : Hi, doc! Hey, what happened to the bag of chips I had?
Ricky Wilder : Dorfman!
Doctor : Hang on, there's one more.
[pulls out Melissa]
Melissa Wilder : Fine. Give birth to me, but you are not my mother.
[the doctor pulls out Danielle]
Danielle : Nice shoes! Can I have them?
[the doctor pulls out Beth]
Beth : Ricky, there's a hole in the Ozone Layer, and you're bringing babies into this world?
[shakes her head disapprovingly]