The Larry Sanders Show (1992–1998)

Garry Shandling: Larry Sanders

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• Hank Kingsley : What about the time I chipped my tooth on the bathroom urinal? What the FUCK is so comical about that!

  Larry : It was a back tooth Hank.

  [under his breath] 

  Larry : I don't know how you did it.

• Arthur : Your fly is undone.

  Larry : Oh, thanks.

  Arthur : Just doing my job.

  Larry : It's your job to look at my crotch?

  Arthur : I consider it one of my perks.

• Jerry Seinfeld : Anyway Larry, we're going to enjoy watching you in syndication, after this.

  Larry : This show isn't going to be syndicated.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Oh that's right, that's me.

• Hank Kingsley : [giving a tour]  And if you stop by here, you can say hello to my good friend, Larry Sanders.

  [knocks] 

  Hank Kingsley : Hey now, Larry.

  Larry : Fuck off, Hank.

  Hank Kingsley : [getting back to tour]  And over here...

• Arthur : Hello oh great one.

  Larry : Are you talking to me or my ass?

• Arthur : You finally got to do a sketch with the great Carol Burnett!

  Larry : It wasn't a sketch. It was a massive spastic fuck-up.

  Arthur : Tomayto, tomahto!

• Larry : Hey Warren.

  Warren Beatty : [disinterested]  Hey Larry.

  Larry : Hey listen, would you like to come on my show tomorrow night and just say hello and goodbye to me? Because it's the end of the whole thing tomorrow night.

  Warren Beatty : I could say goodbye to you now.

• Hank Kingsley : Can I ask you a question, can I? How would...

  Larry : You're not going to go and come back, are you?

  Hank Kingsley : How would you feel if I started dating Beverley?

  Larry : I'd say it was your business, your life.

  Hank Kingsley : Well I'm not into interracial dating, it never works - sex is good but in the mornign cultural differences start to raise their ugly heads.

  Larry : I believe the cultural differences would occur with you and any woman Hank.

• Larry : You know in fact, Hank, what I was thinking was next year when we have the going away party, let me and Artie take care of the stripper because we can probably find one that doesnt know ya.

• Larry : Thank you very much. No flipping.

• Hank Kingsley : Hey now!

  Larry : Now you see, I just told you to stop saying that.

• Larry : So...

  Dana Carvey : I'll host.

  Larry : Don't host... host.

• Larry : We sat in the car and we talked.

  Arthur : What'd you talk about Larry, about the distinguishing marks around your dick? How else would she know?

• Darlene Chapinni : I'm going to Hank's restaurant to drop off his reading glasses.

  Larry : I'll just drop you off round the corner.

  Darlene Chapinni : The relationship with you and Hank is so cool.

  Larry : I'll just drop you off round the corner.