Matt McCoy: Michael Bartel
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Quotes
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Michael Bartel : Honey, what's the matter?
Claire : Michael, how could you do this?
Michael Bartel : What are you talking about?
Claire : You've been lying to me.
Michael Bartel : Honey, just calm down.
Claire : Don't tell me to calm down, you son-of-a-bitch!
Michael Bartel : Honey, you don't understand.
Claire : I understand. You've been fucking Marlene!
Michael Bartel : All right, Claire, that's enough! There are people in there.
Claire : What are you talking about?
Michael Bartel : Talking about a surprise party.
Claire : Oh my God.
Michael Bartel : Everybody's in there.
[she is greeted by all the guests saying 'surprise!' in affected unison. Then, Marlene walks out]
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Claire : Michael.
Michael Bartel : I'm okay. She's in the house, Claire. I, I cant move. My legs are broken.
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Michael Bartel : Marlene, I think I'm gonna bum one of these.
[Takes one of her cigarettes]
Claire : You are such a bad influence. He only smokes around you now.
